Does Santa wear black velevet for all the "good" goth kids?

topic posted Thu, December 21, 2006 - 3:25 AM by  offlinejenlee
How do you picture Santa? Everybody has their own conscept. What is yours?
posted by:
jenlee
Atlanta
  • Hmmmm... well I once very nearly got into a bit of trouble for explaining to my friend's daughter that Santa is clearly a vampire. Think about it...
    1) He's immortal!
    2) Powers of flight
    3) Powers of shapeshifting (how ELSE does that jolly fat man get down those chimmneys?)
    4) convienently blood colored suit
    5) vamps can (traditionally) only enter homes where they are invited... and Santa is invited into ALL homes swith children (after all, what are those milk and cookies offerings for if not an invitation?)
    After my favorite first grader terrified her schoolmates with this information and her mom got a call from the principle I was informed that *I* would have to go to the principle's office to do some explaining the next time something like that happened! LOL
    So that's Santa for me, jolly AND vampy! How goth is that? LOL

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